5am start this morning and as I headed off towards the aths track for some speed work, I heard a fairly beefy sounding bark emanating from across the road somewhere. Not to worry, I thought..... must be behind a fence in someone's back yard. The next thing I knew, a slavering bull terrier was bounding towards me, teeth bared and hungry for blood. As I backed away, performing the first of my speed reps earlier than planned, I noticed that the big dope's tail was wagging furiously and he was skipping after me merrily. I checked my leggings for obvious signs of distress (thankfully I couldn't find any) and as I headed back towards the track, my new running partner stayed with me for about a km before returning home to scare his next unsuspecting victim.
A few minutes after that I noticed another dog headed towards me, this time being led by it's human friend. Just as I was about to pass them, the human looked up, shrieked and jumped into a bush beside the footpath. I am over 6ft and 93kgs but I didn't think I was that scary. I guess she didn't see me coming

I'm not a complete idiot..... some parts are just missing